I am an HTTP hipster also known as an HTTPSTER. Yes, HTTP is a big part of my life, I can't hide it. When I saw this t-shirt on Twitter (I don't remember who sent a picture of it), I know it was made for me. As much as I like (sarcasm on) hipsters, this is the tee I'm wearing today. Thanks to Kneadle, a creative agency in California, for creating this one.
HTTPSTER will rule the world!